Chocolate And Cheese

Ween Chocolate And Cheese Lyrics
1.A Tear For Eddie

(Instrumental)


2.Baby Bitch

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

It's been a while since I've seen you smile
But now you've come back again
Came into the room and you saw my girl
And you asked her, 'How long it's been?'

'A year' she said
And you shook your head
Said 'I'm surprised it's gone on that long'

Baby, baby, baby bitch
For words I am at a loss
Baby, baby, baby bitch
I'm better now, please fuck off

What else you gonna say when
While you're back on your stay
Maybe something, maybe nothing, we'll see
It's just too bad, you're beautiful I guess
I wasn't for you and you weren't for me

Baby, baby, baby bitch
Please slip back into yourself
Baby, baby, baby bitch
Go conquer someone else

People say, 'How beautiful, how sweet, how kind'
You're perfect, you've got nothing to hide
But I, for one, have seen the sun
And the bitch that you've locked up inside

Got fat, got angry, started hating myself
Wrote, 'Birthday boy' for you babe
Now I'm skinny and sick and paranoid
Without a cent to my name

Baby, baby, baby bitch
Fuck you, you stinkin' ass ho
Most beauty I've seen, you come from a dream
But I can't close my eyes anymore
No, I can't close my eyes anymore
I can't close my eyes anymore


3.Buenas Tardes Amigo

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again

You killed my brother last winter
You shot him three times in the back
In the night I still hear Mama weeping
Oh Mama still dresses in black

I looked at every fiesta
For you I wanted to greet
Maybe I'd sell you a chicken
With poison interlaced with the meat

You, you look like my brother
Mama loved him the best
He was head honcho with the ladies
Mama always said he was blessed

The village all gathered around him
They couldn't believe what they saw
I said it was you that had killed him
And that I'd find you and up stand the law

The people of the village believed me
Mama, she wanted revenge
I told her that I'd see that she was honored
I'd find you and put you to death

So now, now that I've found you
On this such a joyous day
I tell you it was me who killed him
But the truth I'll never have to say

Buenas tardes amigo
Hola, my good friend
Cinco de Mayo's on Tuesday
And I hoped we'd see each other again

Yes I hoped we'd see each other again
I hoped we'd see each other again


4.Candi

Lyricist:Freeman Aaron, Melchiondo Michael

Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme

Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Spicy and sticky

Candi
Chocolate with cheese

Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme

Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Candi

Candi
Custard and berry
Candi
Peaches and creme

Candi
Glazing and cherry
Candi
Chocolate with cheese

Candi
Candi
Candi
Candi


5.Don't Shit Where You Eat

Lyricist:Freeman Aaron, Melchiondo Michael

Don't you ever think of me
When you're outside strollin'?
Don't you ever wave the flag
When we're rockin' and rollin'?
Don't shit where you eat, my friend

Who said it was hard to climb
A peak that you can't see?
I tell ya it's an easy thing
When it's you and me
But don't shit where you eat, my friend

A little food and drink uh huh
Nothin' too fancy
Lamb, veal, and some good old wine
This is the life for me
But don't shit where you eat, my friend

Dood dood doo doo doo doo
Dood dood doo doo doo doo
Dood dood doo doo doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Don't shit where you eat, my friend


6.Drifter In the Dark

Lyricist:Freeman Aaron, Melchiondo Michael

Do you ever walk alone?
Like a drifter in the dark
Seeking out what isn't there
Looking only for a spark

From a girl who's all alone
Maybe she's a driftin' too
Like a shadow in the night
Waitin' just to meet with you

And then perhaps in love you'll stay
Or fall and go your seperate ways
Still searchin' for a spark
Like a drifter in the dark

Do you ever walk alone?
Like a drifter in the dark
Seeking out what isn't there
Looking only for a spark

Like a drifter in the dark
Like a drifter in the dark
Like a drifter in the dark
...


7.Freedom of '76

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Jr., Michael Melchiondo, Ed Wilson

Freedom of the body
Freedom of the mind
A ho on South Street hired for tricks
Little girls are pickin' up sticks

Freedom of '76

Wastee little weasel
Wants cheap tricks
Liberty bell cracked in half
A bacon steak, a perfect match

Freedom of '76

My girl Sasha
Lookin' good on the street
Mannequin was filmed at Woolworth's
Boyz II Men, still keepin' up the beat, yeah

Freedom of '76

Fairmount Park in the summer
Lookin' good on the street
Mannequin was filmed at Woolworth's
Boyz II Men, still keepin' up the beat, yeah

Freedom of '76, nah yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Ohh baby, yeah yeah, yeah


8.I Can't Put My Finger On It

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Jr., Michael Melchiondo

Is it alive? Does it writhe?
Can it survive under the sun?

I can't put my finger on it

Is it green? Is it red?
Is it alive or is it dead?

I can't put my finger on it

Scathe with a lathe
All the days in the past

I can't put my finger on it

Is it brown? Is it white?
Is it really out of sight?

I can't put my finger on it

Can it squeal, does it squirm?
If it's fresh, will it burn?

I can't put my finger on it

Can it fly? Will it try
If the wings are still wet?

I can't put my finger on it

Can it heal? Is it real?
Can it feel the threads of time?

I can't put my finger on it

Does it glow, will it shine?
Does it leave a trail of slime?

I can't put my finger on it

I said, 'Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside?'
I said, 'Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside?'

Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside?
Are you surprised when I touch the dwarf inside?

Is it alive, does it writhe?
Can it survive under the sun?

I can't put my finger on it

Is it green? Is it red?
Is it alive or is it dead?

I can't put my finger on it

Scathe with a lathe
All the days in the past

I can't put my finger on it

Is it brown? Is it white?
Is it really out of sight?

I can't put my finger on it


9.Joppa Road

Lyricist:Freeman Aaron, Melchiondo Michael

How would you feel if I took you away
To a place I know, a place where we could stay
Called Joppa Road, a pretty place I know
Where we can go called Joppa Road

The things I feel on Joppa Road
Can make me stay and make me go
This old road where I long to go
Called Joppa Road where we can go

Put your best dress on, there's a place I know
Where we can go called Joppa Road
It's a little ways where the sun shines down
Where we drive real slow on Joppa Road
Joppa Road, a pretty place I know
Where we can go called Joppa Road

Hey, yo bro, that's a dude I know
Works on Joppa Road at the Sunoco
If we drive by slow, with the top down low
We'll heel and toe on Joppa Road

How would you feel if I took you away
To a place I know, a place where we could stay
Called Joppa Road, a pretty place I know
Where we can go called Joppa Road

It's a little ways where the sun shines down
Where we drive real slow on Joppa Road
On Joppa Road, Joppa Road

Baby, you look great today

How would you feel if I took you away
To a place I know, a place where we could stay
Called Joppa Road, a pretty place I know
Where we can go called Joppa Road


10.'Mister, Would You Please Help My Pony?'

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister would you please help my pony?
He's chewin' bark and not the leaves
He's cryin' like a baby, would you help him?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's down and he ain't gettin' up
He coughed up snot in the driveway
And I think his lung's fucked up

Pony, pony, pony

Mister, would you please help my pony?
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there lookin' at me
He can't talk because he's a pony
I think it's his lung

Mister, would you please help my pony?
He's over there behind the tree
He's down in the dirt, would you help him?
I think it's his lung


11.Roses Are Free

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Take a piece of tinsel and put it on the tree
Cut a slab of melon and pretend that you still love me
Carve out a pumpkin and rely on your destiny
Get in your car and cruise the land of the brave and free

But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are
free

Take a wrinkled raisin, and do with it what you will
Push it into third if you know you're gonna climb a hill
Eat plenty of lasagna 'til you know that you've had your fill
Resist all the urges that make you wanna go out and kill

But don't forget to understand exactly what you put on the tree
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are
free

Throw that pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
Cast it off into the sea
Bake that pie and eat it with me

Throw that pumpkin at the tree
Unless you think that pumpkin holds your destiny
Cast it off into the sea
Bake that pie and eat it with me


12.Spinal Meningitis (Got Me Down)

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

Why they wanna see my spine, Mommy?
Why they wanna see my spine?
It's gonna hurt again, Mommy
Much worse than last time

Am I gonna see God, Mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, Mommy
Am I gonna die?

Smile on, mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
Smile on, mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down

I'm feelin' greasy, Mommy
Please don't let me die
Stinky vaseline, Mommy
Please don't let me die

Am I gonna see God, Mommy?
Am I gonna die?
It really hurts, Mommy
Am I gonna die?

Smile on, mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down
Smile on, mighty Jesus
Spinal meningitis got me down


13.Take Me Away

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Jr Melchiondo

Well take me away to some other land
Yeah, I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy
She took my love away and she took it to another man
Now I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy

Take me away to some other land
Yeah, I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy
She took my love away she took it to another man
Now I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy

Take me away to some other land
Yeah, I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy
Well she took my love away she took it to another man
And now I gotta get away from that girl before I go crazy

Take me, well take me away

Gotta get away, crazy
She took my love away
Now I gotta get away

Take me away to some other land
I gotta get away from that girl before she drives me crazy
She took my love away she took it to another man
I gotta get away from that girl before she drives me crazy


14.Voodoo Lady

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Jr. Melchiondo

Voodoo Lady
Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo

You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie

Your lips are hot and spicy
Servin' up red beans and rice
At midnite, she's a' howlin' and stompin'
Makin' love to the gators in the swampin'

You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie

I feel you now inside me
Never once did you deny me
Doin' that stuff that you do
Knockin' me out with your voodoo

You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie

Voodoo Lady
Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Voodoo Lady, oh yeah

Voodoo Lady
Shakin' that stick and drivin' me crazy
Your eyes look red and hazy
Doin' that stuff that you do
Messin' me up with your voodoo

You drive me crazy with that
Boogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie oogie
You drive me crazy with that
Boogie boogie boogie


15.What Deaner Was Talkin' About

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

The wash is out, it's hanging up
And all I have is nothing
Nothing to do, nothing to say
I think I must be dreaming

The sun comes up and I'm all washed out
Is this what Deaner was talkin' about
I don't think I will ever return again, my friend

If I was king I'd wear a ring
And never hurt my people
I'd stay alert and dress to kill
I might even slip you something

The sun comes up and I'm all washed out
Is this what Deaner was talkin' about
I don't think I will ever return again, my friend

The sun comes up and I'm all washed out
Is this what Deaner was talkin' about
I don't think I will ever return again, my friend
I do not think I will ever return again, my friend
I do not think I will ever return again, my friend


16.The HIV Song

Lyricist:Aaron Freeman, Michael Melchiondo

AIDS

AIDS
HIV

AIDS
HIV

AIDS
HIV

AIDS
HIV

AIDS
HIV